China Gives a Yao for the Common Worker

China has announced that one of the 2,900 model workers to be recognized this year will be NBA basketball player, Yao Ming. That’s right, China is telling its people to strive to be seven foot six inches tall and leave China for the United States in order to play a sport and make millions of dollars. In other words to be a communist model worker you just have to strive for the American Dream. Who knew?

And to think, all this time the whole world thought that investing capital in China would lead to it switching to capitalism. Oh how we were all wrong. Apparently we should just import Chinese that have a god given talent, make them milliners, and market them as the future of China.

Finally! Now I can say that I figured out a way that we can import from China, and at the same time bring down the Communist dictatorship. That is my new policy on curbing and solving the Red China threat.

Everyone, your job is clear. Go out and spread the word that we have a solution.