GI Joe Hostage

Those bastard Islamic terrorists have announced that they have taken some American G.I.s hostage, and will start executing them in 72 hours if Iraqi terrorists are not freed from American detention. I am saddened to say that this is no regular G.I., but non other then the great American hero G.I. Joe. Yes that is right, G.I. Joe has for the first time ever been captured. Even though he was victorious in his fight against those commie Cobras, apparently Islamic terrorists were his kryptonite. The pictured G.I. appears to not be a high ranking G.I. Joe, but the terrorists have said that many of this G.I.'s comrades were killed and the rest captured. US central command is still investigating if any G.I. Joes' have actually gone missing.
In a personal note I believe that this heinous act, if true should be responded to with full American toy industry might. Every model airplane and plastic tank should be sent into battle to try to wipe this scum from the face of the earth. I can tolerate their attacks on our freedoms, culture, and religion but an attack on my childhood crosses the line. There were even reports that Scuba Man has volunteered for a rescue mission.

I know this has nothing to do with the Chinese threat we Americans face, but I just could not pass this up. Here is another article on this story. Speaking seriously now I have to say this is a good sign, and I am willing to sacrifice as many GI Joes' as it takes as long as real people are not taken hostage.